The downside to traveling alone is that no one is there to take your photos. Asking strangers for help becomes terribly awkward when you start art-directing them.
When you’re feeling low, just remember that you probably have more money (and dignity) than Lindsay Lohan.
People say “Whoever made this must have been high” like being high is a bad thing.
I figuratively can’t wait to go on holiday.
How does one wear overalls without looking like he or she has engaged in some Mario Brothers cosplay? Then again, the Mario Brothers are awesome. Or, more accurately, super.
I think most major cities have a variation on Mark Twain’s “If you don’t like the weather, wait five minutes” thing.
I started Christmas shopping for myself lol. Might as well get it over with. Will begin looking around for presents for family and friends next week!
Nicole Richie is hilarious