Amaze

I hardly ever go out anymore and an ideal Friday night consists of eating junk food in bed while watching documentaries on Spain’s stolen babies or something horribly exciting like that.

But when I do go to a party or whatever it’s only for extremely special friends. I was surprised at how many offers for freelance writing or consulting work I’ve received in the span of half an hour, and they’re of the “name your price” variety. (And I got hit on a lot, which is the most perplexing part of all. I guess paralysing anxiety is attractive to some people.)

And I’m sober!

i say 'thank you' but i value my free time hmmmm lol

The downside to traveling alone is that no one is there to take your photos. Asking strangers for help becomes terribly awkward when you start art-directing them. 

lol sigh

YouTube Comment Reconstruction #1 - One Direction: What Makes You Beautiful

From the creators:

"The YouTube comment section can sometimes make you question humanity, so to cheer you up we’re bringing you dramatic reconstructions of some of the best comment wars. This time it’s between ‘Sophie Danze and ‘Jilianlovesthebeibs’ on One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful.”

Actors are Grahame Edwards and Eryl Lloyd Parry.

one direction directioners lol comments best thing i've seen today

When you’re feeling low, just remember that you probably have more money (and dignity) than Lindsay Lohan.

lol affirmation

People say “Whoever made this must have been high” like being high is a bad thing.  

lol