February 2011
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GPOY
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This is why I miss my friend Natalia
“Another year of teaching Spanish people that ‘jam’ does NOT mean jamon (ham) will truly kill me. (For the last effing time, the party was ‘fun’ and not ‘funny!’ Unless there were clowns there!)”
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She lives in Madrid now. In Esssspain.
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Please, by all means, go on a journey of self-exploration while the rest of us...
– The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Eat, Pray, Love (via synecdoche)
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January 2011
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Midomi →
skullcandy:
Search for Music Using Your Voice by Singing or Humming
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Cougar bait moment of the day
I was in the supermarket when a lady — she was probably in her 60s — came up to me and started rubbing my arm and touching my face.
“You have such nice skin!” she said.
“Uh, thanks. I eat lots of carrots!” I replied, before walking briskly to the frozen food section. Where’s Chris Hansen when you need him? Yes, in my mind I’m still 13.
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BTW
Got a raise yesterday!
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